Merry Fucking Christmas (or fuck the holidays)

Still would be asleep if it wasn't for people text messaging my phone "Merry Christmas."

Had a few friends over for an impromptu dinner then went out to Voodoo and didn't get in until almost 4am. Drank enough that I should be hung over but oddly I'm not although I do feel very bloated.

No plans today other then to relax and probably piss a lot.